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The unasked global warming question

January 13, 2011

Most conservatives are tired of global warming.  Well, tired in the sense that we know it is bunk and are tired of hearing the hack scientists prove how worthless their professions are – I think we sort of relish the morons on the left who continue to buy into the lies and falsehoods.  The problem is, global warming is not going to go away.  There is too much on the line for the left to simply chalk this up as another failed attempt at total control of our lives and economy.  So with that in mind, I propose a simple question that no one can answer.

What temperature is the earth supposed to be?

Pretty simple huh?  I mean, humans have an optimum temperature, 98.6 (Fahrenheit of course, Celsius is weird voodoo black magic).  Baked potatoes have a perfect temperature, I think.  Hell, even the White House has an ideal temperature, I think Obama likes to keep it around 82 degrees.  So the earth must have a temperature that is the best.  Something all this global warming hand wringing is trying to get us to.

But what is it?  I could find nothing on the interwebs pointing to an answer to this very simple question.  By deduction I can assume it must be colder than it currently is now, considering we are in a warming trend, and nobody on the left is happy.  I hope its not a lot colder, because I, and apparently Obama, enjoy the heat.

Any scientists out there can answer this question I would be much obliged.  Seriously, I can get on board this “stop the warming” if I knew we had a number we were shooting for.  Otherwise, it seems like you guys are just making crap up, and I know that can’t be the truth.  Someone told me the science is settled.

13 Comments leave one →
  1. January 13, 2011 8:33 pm

    Now that is a great question! And one that I don’t think anyone will be able to answer, other than to say cooler than it is now.
    I for one don’t relish those that buy into global warming because they can be dangerous if they gain enough power.

    • January 13, 2011 8:38 pm

      I meant I relish them because its fun and interesting to see idiocy in motion – but you are correct, they are dangerous lunatics.

  2. January 13, 2011 8:48 pm

    Get ready for a new attack. The magnetic poles have been moving in recent years at between 20 and 40 miles per year toward Russia.(That’s true BTW) So that must be what is causing all the” climate change”. And it must be because we nasty human beings have mining to much iron and altering the magnetic fields of the earth. Now who can we give a grant to study this phenomena?

  3. January 13, 2011 9:01 pm

    To add to this enjoyable esoteric post, I am sure COF is on the right track!

    Earth’s Magnetic Field Does Reverse…………

    Every 300,000 or so, Earth’s magnetic field reverses for presently unclear reasons. The last shift, called the Brunhes-Matayama Shift, took place 780,000 years ago. Scientists have plotted these shifts by measuring the magnetic fields of deeply-buried rocks in the layers in the Earth’s crust.

    Process of Shift Now Taking Place…………..

    The magnetic field is now in the process of shifting & over time, compasses will eventually point to the south. We are overdue for this shift, but there is question as to how long it will take for this to occur. Usually when it weakens steadily, it is about to reverse & it has weakened 10% in the last 160 years.

  4. January 13, 2011 9:38 pm

    @ COF and Bunkerville – Would this be the correct time for me to say, “Oh my God, we are all gonna die!!!!”

  5. LD Jackson permalink
    January 13, 2011 10:16 pm

    Who says the question can’t be answered? All you have to do is take leave of any common sense you may or may not have and never give a direct answer. No matter what the present temperature of the earth may be at any given time, just invent a narrative that says the temperature needs to be colder than the present temperature. See, I told you it was simple.

    • January 13, 2011 10:51 pm

      I never said you could use common sense! You are cheating!

  6. January 13, 2011 11:27 pm

    This is an easy question to answer. The same as it ever was, whatever that was. At least since the last ice age, that is.

    • January 13, 2011 11:35 pm

      Thanks for stopping by and commenting. =)

      I can’t wait till we have to stop global cooling! Now that is a movement I can get behind.

  7. January 14, 2011 10:40 am

    Some would have you believe that a worming trend started with the 1900’s industrial complex.
    When the true fact is without our current 10,000 year warming trend a large part of the northern hemisphere would still be under a huge ice sheet. Does anyone remember that it has not been that long in earths history we had what has been called an ice age?

    • January 14, 2011 12:08 pm

      Thanks for visiting and commenting. =)

      Of course you are correct. I wonder if the folks back then were fighting “global-cooling”?

  8. KatWing permalink
    January 14, 2011 11:56 pm

    At last someone has figured out why the chicken crossed the road. Good job!

    • January 15, 2011 12:46 am

      Thank you so much. =)

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