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The 10 hottest conservative ladies

April 23, 2011

I am turning Saturday into my list day, sorry folks if you don’t like lists, but its sort of fun, so bite me.

Today’s list, the babes on the right!  Anyone who watches Fox is intimately familiar with the beauties on display, and I couldn’t make a list of sexy conservative ladies without listing a few, but they aren’t the only one’s out there.  There are many conservative women who force a double-take on any man (beside Barney Frank) fortunate enough to see them pass.  So without further adieu, my 10 hottest conservative women.

10.  Sarah Palin – of course Momma Grizzly is on the list.  She is a babe, I don’t care if you like her politics or not.  She is strong, sure of herself, unapologetic and just plain ole sexy as hell.  Plus, she totally infuriates the unwashed hippies of America, which is one hell of a turn on.

9.  Jodi Miller – the Newsbusters chick!  Okay, I can’t say for sure she is a conservative, but she is a comedian and she doesn’t look like Janeane Garofalo, so I am just making an educated guess.  Oh yeah, and she hosts a conservative comedy satire news program, so…Anyway, funny, smart, that sultry husky-voice – uh yeah, smoking hot babe!

8.  Dana Loesch – editor-in-chief of  She is a total hottie.  Oh yeah, and she’s freaking smart as hell and one fantastic writer.  Did I mention she is hot?  She reminds me of Famke Jansen, which is a really good thing.

7.  Dana Perino – Fox news contributor.  Apparently if you want a beautiful conservative daughter, name her Dana.  An amazingly articulate woman, she makes Robert Gibbs look like a bumbling fool…wait, he IS a bumbling fool, okay, not a good comparison.  The truth is , there is no comparison.  Dana is beautiful, intelligent as hell, and amazingly sexy.  That no nonsense hairdo seals the deal for me, she is just amazing.

6.  Megyn Kelly – Fox news anchor.  She is my favorite babe of Fox.  A former practicing attorney, she has the brains to go with the looks.  Oh, and she is ruthless!  Don’t try to get one past her, she will tear you a new one.  That attitude with her off the charts hotness are a deadly combination.

5.  Elisabeth Hasselbeck – co-host of the View.  She doesn’t claim to be a conservative, so I will claim her for us.  Man she is gorgeous.  Not to mention, how much tenacity and intestinal fortitude does it take to get up everyday knowing you get to “discuss” politics and society with the two most inappropriately named women on the planet, Whoopi and Joy?  I’d pull my hair out…but you know what, she would still look sexy bald.  I am projecting a little Lieutenant Ilia here.

4.  S.E. Cupp – conservative blogger and writer.  We all know S.E. don’t we?  Man she is beautiful.  An accomplished writer, a razor wit, and that sort of nice hometown girl look (plus a little bit of sexy nerd) comes together in one amazing package.  Good on ya Mr. and Mrs. Cupp, you got some good genes!

3.  Nicole Petallides – Fox Business reporter.  Okay, this is another beauty that might not be a conservative, but my criteria for this call is simple – if Media Matters has bad things to say about you, then you just might be a conservative.  Okay, maybe not cut and dry, but who gives a crap, freaking look at her!  Not really much else to say…

2.  Andrea Tantaros – columnist and political commentator.  Yeah, what to say about her?  She is an incredible beauty, kind of a cross between Lacey Chabert and the lady working at the information desk at the library, she is beauty and brains incarnate.  Like Dana Perino, she was a press secretary (for the House Republicans) so she is also quick on her feet and fully knowledgeable of that which she speaks.  Besides all that, just look and smile.

1.  Angie Harmon – actress.  Most notable for her roll as the best assistant DA on Law & Order: SVU (man the DA has a good gig, always surrounded by babes), she brought to that job a beauty and seriousness that no later character has been able to equal.  She is a leggy native of Texas, which from a fellow Texan is just more fuel for the fire that is her smokin hotness.  Oh yeah, and she gives me an opportunity to do a little Rule 5!  Awwww, yeah!

Okay, I know for a fact I left some babes off this list, most notably my wife.  But come on, the list would be so long it’d be unmanageable, so sorry Michelle Malkin, Michelle Bachman, and any other ladies I missed.  Tell me what you think below!

33 Comments leave one →
  1. April 23, 2011 1:57 pm

    I did 2 similar lists to this a while ago. Whenever Dana Perino talks, I never know what she’s saying because “Dreamweaver” blasts in my head very loudly.

    • April 23, 2011 2:56 pm

      haha, nice one! Yeah, she is pretty amazing. =)

      • April 23, 2011 3:16 pm

        She was really great on the Hannity “Media Bias” special last night. She made some great points about the Left’s bias towards Dubya.

      • April 23, 2011 3:19 pm

        Saw that too, and you are right. I always enjoy watching her speak, she is beautiful and is not just set-dressing, she makes valid arguments and can back them up.

      • April 23, 2011 3:19 pm

        Oh, and in regards to Megyn Kelly, could you imagine being her husband and being caught in a “white lie”. Man, that’d be brutal!

  2. April 23, 2011 3:22 pm

    Very nice Colin.

  3. April 23, 2011 4:42 pm

    Good eye, Fleece! Good eye!

  4. April 23, 2011 10:16 pm

    The jury is still out on this article.

  5. April 23, 2011 11:11 pm

    No Janine Turner? Maybe 10th place needs to be a tie for the legions of hot conservative babes that would get left off a top ten list.

    • April 24, 2011 2:45 am

      That’s actually why I made this post, so peeps could fill me in on the hot conservative ladies I was not aware of – like Janine Turner.

      • April 24, 2011 3:11 am

        Bo Derek, too!

      • April 24, 2011 4:58 am

        Really? Definitely didn’t know about her, good stuff. =)

      • April 24, 2011 10:14 am

        yeah Janine is definitely one on my hub’s list, lol.

        Fleecy, excellent post. When you really love the topic you’re writing about, it shows.


      • April 24, 2011 1:33 pm

        Hahaha, I do so love the topic. =)

  6. April 24, 2011 6:08 am

    It is hard to argue with that list, but Michelle Malkin needs to be on that list somewhere!

    • April 24, 2011 8:59 am

      Yeah, she is pretty hot. Maybe I shoulda done a top 20, lol.

  7. April 24, 2011 9:18 am

    Now, this is the kind of incisive commentary all us troglodyte conservatives should be doing (& will, once we dethrone the leftists).

  8. April 24, 2011 6:42 pm

    I am deeply offended by your patriarchal objectification of women, by which I mean, I can’t believe you left Laura Ingraham off the list.

    • April 24, 2011 11:01 pm

      Yeah, Laura is a good call too. And I only objectify because I care. =)

  9. April 25, 2011 9:44 am

    A great list.

    Conservative woman are hotter than liberal woman. (Though the unwashed hippies will never admit it. Hell, they probably think janis joplin is hotness personified.)

    • April 25, 2011 10:48 am

      Ewww, Janis Joplin. =(

      Thanks for dropping by and commenting, and thanks for the kind words. =)

  10. JustFacts permalink
    April 25, 2011 7:26 pm

    You also left of Ann Coulter. Come on, you can’t just limit it to 10.

    • April 25, 2011 8:46 pm

      Ann is pretty, but damn is she skinny – she needs to eat something! But your are right, next time I will do at least 15. =)

      • JustFacts permalink
        April 26, 2011 7:25 am

        Hey, you could do a Top 10 of beautiful, intellectual leftist women!!!! Oh wait, maybe you should do a Top 5 of beautiful, intellectual leftist women!!!! On second thought, forget it. They are mutually exclusive.

      • April 26, 2011 1:46 pm

        Yeah, couldn’t think of many off the top of my head. I am sure they are out there, but the dems leading ladies seem to be much more akin to a coven of McBethian witches than a bevy a beautiful babies, must be all that love and tolerance they espouse.

  11. Dr. Tickles permalink
    April 27, 2011 9:02 am

    You missed Shannon Bream from Fox , but she is just one of many—

    • April 27, 2011 12:11 pm

      Yeah, lot of FOX babes I left off, Gerri Willis would be another.

  12. Dr. Tickles permalink
    May 27, 2011 7:37 am

    I’ll take Kelly any day–OR Night –I’m not choosy.

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